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francislare:

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.

- My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

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(Source: iiiarclight)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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textsfromthe-avengers:

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textsfromthe-avengers:

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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw)

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

casualcissexism:

ovisdalli:

i made a bowl of popcorn then proceeded to drop all of it on the ground :(

congrats you’re an infomercial