I just flat out ran a mile.
I am so fucking sweaty right now
and my face is really flushed
but i did it
and i feel really fucking good.
ENDORPHIN HIGH ANYBODY?!>
apparently pointing out sexism is “policing others” we have reached a new low of tumblr moronic bullshit
But of course telling people they are policing others is not policing others.
you’re policing me i feel policed
help someone call the police
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I HAVE KILLED FOUR MOSQUITOS IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES>
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES IN MY HOUSE
GODDAMN I JUST FUCKING LOVE COULSON.
Anonymous asked: So why do you like Agent Coulson so much?
Wow I don’t even know where to start on this.
Agent Phil Coulson is basically my favourite character ever for many many reasons.
First of all, Coulson is essentially just a regular guy. He doesn’t have any superpowers. He doesn’t have billions of dollars. He’s not a God. He is a human being who worked his ass off his entire life to be able to do what he can. (Yes I know there are other characters who do the same. Hush.) Despite this fact, he is utterly badass. I mean he handed a robber his gun and then kicked his ass with a bag of flower.
Coulson is super fucking loyal. I honestly don’t believe that there is anything that he wouldn’t do for the people in his life. When Hawkeye gets taken by Loki in the Avengers movie, he could have easily launched a full scale “Everyone go kill this guy” movement. Instead he lets Black Widow go kick his ass back to normal.
The dude loves cars. He is a big, adorable as crap, fanboy, who loves a good car. I don’t mean like a Ferrari kind of car. I mean a solidly built, loud, shiny, gorgeous thing from the 60’s. (Can you tell I was raised by an old car fan?) Which, according to internet rumours, may or may not be a S.H.I.E.L.D issue flying car.
Last of all, he is a fan. He is the world’s biggest Captain America fanboy, I swear to god. He’s a geek. He loves comic books. He collects the trading cards. I have no doubt in my mind that he has all of the original comics in mint condition sealed in plastic. Coulson is basically a huge chunk of the fanbase of comics throughout time. The kids with glasses who spent their time hiding from bullies and reading comic books wishing that they could do what their favourite hero could do.
Coulson is those kids. He is those kids kicking ass and being utterly unflappable in the face of danger. Coulson is the perfect fucking character to me.
I want a cute boy who’s gonna let me get really drunk at a bar and do nothing but laugh with me and then snuggle with me while I go to sleep.
I want a cute boy who will make me tea at three in the morning when I am stuck in a bout of Insomnia.
I want a cute boy who just looks at me and smiles sometimes for no reason.
I WANT A CUTE BOYFRIEND OKAY.